Moishe?...you here? No?

Rumsfeld kicked off a dock

...the OS dock that is! Wakka wakka.

Rabies for dinner!

Dude she forgot the cilantro.

Get Mareen a J.O.B.

So I am eternally grateful to Mareen for taking a most excellent pic of me, as I am the most unphotogenic person, nay creature, on this planet...or maybe like in my zip code or something. But my foto-luck blows chunx fo realz! Mareen is looking for work in the EN-WHY-SEE, and clearly, she rox. Help!

If they don't fit you can make em fit.

SixLetterWord 's Vans kick like 2 or 3 asses at least.

Hey- are you gonna eat that?

According to my calculations...

Shut the fuck up and do it!