Moishe?...you here?

weeeee!

Yeah yeah--look I love animals--even rats and mice, I mean, they're pretty cute except for those damn shit pellets they shoot out their asses. I always find out (way too late) that they are not chocolate sprinkles, although the taste is similar, maybe the turds are a bit smokier in flavor. j/k!

So animals are super cool. I have a crazy dog and maybe she'll show her face on the godforsaken internets one day. Agh! I keep moving off point.

I love animals. I posted this. Someone from PETA is gonna get mad and hunt me down maybe? Not if I link the source! Mwahahhahaha!

*Warning note: The link will show you how to make your own. Hey if you're into taxidermy and weird-ass shit like that, have fun. If you barf easily I suggest checking your Myspace instead. Enjoi!