Moishe?...you here? No?

Rumsfeld kicked off a dock

...the OS dock that is! Wakka wakka.

Rabies for dinner!

Dude she forgot the cilantro.

Get Mareen a J.O.B.

So I am eternally grateful to Mareen for taking a most excellent pic of me, as I am the most unphotogenic person, nay creature, on this planet...or maybe like in my zip code or something. But my foto-luck blows chunx fo realz! Mareen is looking for work in the EN-WHY-SEE, and clearly, she rox. Help!

If they don't fit you can make em fit.

SixLetterWord 's Vans kick like 2 or 3 asses at least.

Hey- are you gonna eat that?

According to my calculations...

Shut the fuck up and do it!

Moishe?...you here?

weeeee!

Yeah yeah--look I love animals--even rats and mice, I mean, they're pretty cute except for those damn shit pellets they shoot out their asses. I always find out (way too late) that they are not chocolate sprinkles, although the taste is similar, maybe the turds are a bit smokier in flavor. j/k!

So animals are super cool. I have a crazy dog and maybe she'll show her face on the godforsaken internets one day. Agh! I keep moving off point.

I love animals. I posted this. Someone from PETA is gonna get mad and hunt me down maybe? Not if I link the source! Mwahahhahaha!

*Warning note: The link will show you how to make your own. Hey if you're into taxidermy and weird-ass shit like that, have fun. If you barf easily I suggest checking your Myspace instead. Enjoi!